no single thing shall be a single thing

makaeru:

I feel like we’re almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you’d be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there’d be gay rep, but now they’re using gay rep to trick you into thinking there’ll be a story.

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scottapez:

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heedra:

there’s a special alternative to carcinization for mammals and its called being a little rat thang

minmos:

minmos:

reading about tracking kestrel populations rn and

THE PRINGLES???

Good work everyone

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ckejack:

i gotta say it folks. maiden tea tastes like SHIT., “Sorry ladies”

ckejack:

the immaculate order: forbidden from jacking off. ~99% kill rate
the dawn caste: encouraged to jack off. cant kill guys unless theyre tied to a giant sun mirror, in a dream

ckejack:

the bureau should have slot machines that show the faces of your long-forgotten loved ones instead of shit like cherrys, the number 7, and the word “Bar”

sandsvendor100:

snowybbarnes:

sandsvendor100:

Tapirs Are Eating Ciabatta Bread With A Little Dripp Of Olive Oiled

I’m happy for them

Sangria Red Wine We Are Going Crazy

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

(via retroactivebakeries)

hungwy:

hungwy:

meme picture of the cat wearing the suit reading the newspaper i should falsify historical and/or religious texts

there we go

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